Insane Trent's Horses
I'm Trent and I'm going to sell you a horse!
And also I'll buy your horse!
And lease you my horse!
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Howdy I'm Trent and I'm insane!
Trent N. Saine
Howdy I'm Trent, but all my friends call me! I sell horses!
You don't need a horse? Maybe you just need a strong, dependant, reliable man... Like me! I like the sun and long horses on the beach, and I know how to treat a lady!
If think that you or someone you love might need a whole lotta Trent in their life, send through your boot size and any relevant horse salesman dating experience to lookingforlove@insanetrentshorses.online
Our horses!
We got horses! Good horses! The best horses! And also bad horses too!
Take a look at our horses!
John-Nathan Brown
€5999 rideaway!
or €40/wk lease!
John-Nathan Brown loves grass, like he REALLY loves it!
Sally, the Horse
€6499 rideaway!
or €47/wk lease!
She gets so sweaty! Do horses even sweat? I think they would get sweaty...
Carl S. Junior
€5499 rideaway!
or €36/wk lease!
Named after his father, Carl S. Junior Senior.
Oily.
Stripey
€1999 rideaway!
or €15/wk lease!
Stripes make him go faster. He does not currently have any.
Horse Name
€6004 rideaway!
or €40.50/wk lease!
I'm the description of a horse! A whole sentence or two long! Wow look at me go!
Nathan-John Brown
€7999 rideaway!
or €65/wk lease!
This horse is pure pedigree incarnate!
Note: No affiliation with award winning horse John-Nathan Brown.
Trent Junior!
€1,000,000 rideaway!
or €40,000/wk lease!
I named this horse and he's insane!